Bill Kristol Fun Fact of the Day

Monday, December 8, 2008

Bill Kristol dreams of being a contestant on Project Runway.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Bill Kristol loves Chinese Democracy.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Bill Kristol thinks we won the war in Iraq.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Bill Kristol doesn't think it makes you gay if you have wet dreams about Bibi Netanyahu.
Bill Kristol sure loves chicken soup!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Bill Kristol eats an entire Beef Wellington, every day at 2PM.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Bill Kristol is feeding a turkey into a wood chipper.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bill Kristol loved the Sugarcubes, but he can pass on Bjork.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Bill Kristol isn't going to pay any fucking corkage fee on his bottle of Thunderbird, you sommelier twat.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Bill Kristol likes to rashly split his infinitives.
Bill Kristol just tells hookers that he's going to kill them, but he doesn't actually do it.
Bill Kristol is the Dov Charney of conservative pundits.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Bill Kristol has the largest collection of Hentai in the city of New York.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Bill Kristol sits alone in Central Park for hours, watching the children play.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bill Kristol first suggested Sarah Palin.
Bill Kristol wears a dress every time he goes to visit his friends at the Pentagon.
Bill Kristol obviously lost a bet to John Stewart some time ago.
Bill Kristol cries himself to sleep at night, because of his missing foreskin.
Bill Kristol is a well-known "mouthy bottom" in the Bear Community.
Bill Kristol thought we would be greeted as liberators.
Bill Kristol once slept with a Downs Syndrome girl.
Bill Kristol is a Niggardly Slattern.